Get To Know the Illuminati

Okay, so as you can see the background of this blog is clearly a picture of the well known Illuminati symbol. Well, you may have noticed that I haven’t even posted one single thing about the Illuminati (or any other conspiracy really). The title of my blog is literally “CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND SUCH” and so far all of my posts with the exception of my first one are categorized under “and such”. So, it’s pretty surprising to hear that this post that you are reading right now is actually going to be about a conspiracy theory! *applause* Okay I’m just going to jump right in…

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The illuminati is all around us.... some of us just haven't realized it yet.... 
Doritos are triangles... Illuminati confirmed.
Obama has eyes... Illuminati confirmed.
Ebola was in America... Illuminati confirmed.

But on a more serious note, here’s a little background information: the Illuminati is a secret order that apparently controls everything even though we don’t know it and it may or may not actually exist. Personally, I don’t know whether to believe in it or not. Anyway, they are supposedly linked to the shape of a triangle, and there is actually a spoof twitter account that finds triangles in literally the weirdest things and says that it is proof that the Illuminati is real (which is actually pretty funny).

Now it’s time to get to the dirty details. The Illuminati supposedly can be traced back hundreds of years, as it is thought that it was started by the founding fathers. But you may ask, “Well who is involved with it now if the founding fathers started it?” Many people believe that many world leaders such as Kim Jong-Un and Obama are members, as well as celebrities such as Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, and even the queen Beyoncé. The stupid part is, it is also thought that those celebrities perform initiation ceremonies WHILE they are performing. Don’t ask how or why, I don’t get it either. On top of that, the Illuminati is believed to have been the cause of major events such as 9/11, the Boston Marathon Bombing, the MH370 plane disappearance, as well as a variety of others. 

Fun fact of the day: If you type in the word illuminati backwards (itanimulli) followed by “.org” into your search bar, it will take you directly to the National Security Agency website. That’s actually kind of freaky if you think about it, but after doing some research, it turns out that if you pay a small amount of money to this company, they will let you buy a web address and have it link to whatever else you want it to. So that was actually probably just a troll trying to freak some people out.

The Illuminati is actually way too complicated to explain in just one blog post, so I will be doing a lot more blog posts in the future dedicated to the illuminati and some of things that they are thought to be responsible for. Those types of things include the dollar bill Illuminati conspiracy, the MH370 conspiracy, and even the Monster Energy Drink Illuminati conspiracy. Keep an eye out for those posts!

-Allie