ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED?!?!?!?

OKAY GUYS BIG NEWS I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST FOUND OUT A WAY TO CONFIRM THE ILLUMINATI. I’VE BEEN CONTEMPLATING WHETHER OR NOT THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL OR NOT (as you know)  AND I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THEY ARE. I HAVE RECENTLY COME UP WITH AN ALGORITHM AND I’M 110% SURE IT PROVES THAT THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL AND CONTROLS EVERYTHING. IN FACT, THEY PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT I AM TYPING THIS AND THAT I AM ABOUT TO EXPOSE THEM, SO I’M TYPING THIS AS FAST AS I CAN. I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF THEY KIDNAP ME AND KEEP ME AS THEIR PRISONER, SO IF I DON’T POST FOR A WHILE PLEASE COME FIND ME. ALRIGHT WELL HERE IS WHAT I HAVE COME UP WITH TO PROVE THAT THE ILLUMINATI IS ACTUALLY REAL. 

Here it goes: 

*deep breath* Okay so you know how the Illuminati’s official symbol is the triangle? Well guess what according to a random survey that some scientific guy did one of America’s favorite snacks is the Dorito, which is the shape of a triangle. 

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Also, what does Dorito end with? An “O” like Obama. Obama is currently 53 years of age which is only 2 away from 55. Where did the 2 come from? Obama has two eyes, which is YET ANOTHER ILLUMINATI SYMBOL. 

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Anyway, 53 plus 2 is 55 and if you add 55 to the amount of times Obama has failed at being president, you get 666. 666 is the official number of satan which yes, the Illuminati worships. Satanists worship owls as well and where do owls live? Trees. Trees produce oxygen and we need oxygen to breathe so if you cut down a tree someone might say, “What is the matter with you?” More like “What is the matter wit jew?” Jewish people practice Judaism. Judaism is commonly practiced in Jerusalem which is located in Israel. Israel’s flag is the Star of David which is two triangles put together, which proves my theory even further. So there you have it, the Illuminati, after many years of debating back and forth, Is-rael.

Wow all of that for a crappy pun….

Hah well I hope you guys got a good laugh from that… I really have no explanation for this because to is literally just a compiled mess of my thoughts. I honestly don’t know how or why I came to these conclusions. XD

Hopefully I can write a blog post about an actual conspiracy soon…. wouldn't that be something?

-Allie

Evil in the Dollar Bill?!?!?

Many, many, many people believe that the Illuminati is behind literally everything and anything. Major disasters, terrorist attacks, crocs, and so much more. Well lately, there’s been this trend where people find hidden messages in one, five, ten, twenty, and one hundred dollar bills. Naturally, the first thing everyone assumes is that the Illuminati is behind this. I guess they have a good reason to; I mean, the little triangle symbol with the eye on it is on the back of the one dollar bill. The thing is though, after really looking at the pictures of the bills I don’t really see a resemblance. You would have to have a REALLY active imagination to see the images that some people see. Here are a few of them: 

1. The World Trade Center Towers Burning

Out of all of these images, it seems like this one makes the most sense. You can clearly see two towers that are enveloped in “smoke” so I get where people are coming from. However, that image could be a variety of things, so when people say that they are 100% sure that it is the twin towers, it could really be two exhaust pipes or something. Chances are someone was just folding a dollar and they saw that and wanted to freak people out. 

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2. The Owl

This I don’t get AT ALL. Many people claim that this is supposed to be an owl, but this picture literally just looks like a bush. If you’re curious as to why the owl is significant to the Illuminati, there is yet another conspiracy about a big convention that happens once every two years or so where all of the world’s leaders meet up in a forest with a giant owl statue in the middle of it and worship satan. But as for this picture, I don’t get why they think the Illuminati had anything to do with this, someone is just overly obsessed with trying to get the Illuminati confirmed. 

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3. Nuclear Disaster

I don’t know about you, but all I see are two buildings with a heck of a lot of trees in the middle, not a nuclear disaster. 

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4. Osama Bin Laden 

As for this one, someone probably just had a dollar bill in their pocket too long and when they pulled it out it spelled out the world “Osama”. BOOM. Illuminati confirmed. Just kidding this was totally a coincidence but hey, it’s another reason to blame the Illuminati so why not, right?

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What do guys think? Personally, I think these images were just coincidences, and that only people with extremely over-active imaginations can think that this was a sign from the Illuminati. If you have any more information about this conspiracy, leave me a comment so I can write about this topic more…

-Allie

Get To Know the Illuminati

Okay, so as you can see the background of this blog is clearly a picture of the well known Illuminati symbol. Well, you may have noticed that I haven’t even posted one single thing about the Illuminati (or any other conspiracy really). The title of my blog is literally “CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND SUCH” and so far all of my posts with the exception of my first one are categorized under “and such”. So, it’s pretty surprising to hear that this post that you are reading right now is actually going to be about a conspiracy theory! *applause* Okay I’m just going to jump right in…

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The illuminati is all around us.... some of us just haven't realized it yet.... 
Doritos are triangles... Illuminati confirmed.
Obama has eyes... Illuminati confirmed.
Ebola was in America... Illuminati confirmed.

But on a more serious note, here’s a little background information: the Illuminati is a secret order that apparently controls everything even though we don’t know it and it may or may not actually exist. Personally, I don’t know whether to believe in it or not. Anyway, they are supposedly linked to the shape of a triangle, and there is actually a spoof twitter account that finds triangles in literally the weirdest things and says that it is proof that the Illuminati is real (which is actually pretty funny).

Now it’s time to get to the dirty details. The Illuminati supposedly can be traced back hundreds of years, as it is thought that it was started by the founding fathers. But you may ask, “Well who is involved with it now if the founding fathers started it?” Many people believe that many world leaders such as Kim Jong-Un and Obama are members, as well as celebrities such as Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, and even the queen Beyoncé. The stupid part is, it is also thought that those celebrities perform initiation ceremonies WHILE they are performing. Don’t ask how or why, I don’t get it either. On top of that, the Illuminati is believed to have been the cause of major events such as 9/11, the Boston Marathon Bombing, the MH370 plane disappearance, as well as a variety of others. 

Fun fact of the day: If you type in the word illuminati backwards (itanimulli) followed by “.org” into your search bar, it will take you directly to the National Security Agency website. That’s actually kind of freaky if you think about it, but after doing some research, it turns out that if you pay a small amount of money to this company, they will let you buy a web address and have it link to whatever else you want it to. So that was actually probably just a troll trying to freak some people out.

The Illuminati is actually way too complicated to explain in just one blog post, so I will be doing a lot more blog posts in the future dedicated to the illuminati and some of things that they are thought to be responsible for. Those types of things include the dollar bill Illuminati conspiracy, the MH370 conspiracy, and even the Monster Energy Drink Illuminati conspiracy. Keep an eye out for those posts!

-Allie